Ahhh...vehicular sex...
Haven't done that in a long while. Extra-vehicular sex? Haven't done that in, um, 11 or 12 years.
Why do it, you ask?? Because it's fun. I'm a to-the-soul exhibitionist (to an extent) and there's nothing like the thrill of getting caught/someone seeing you like fuckin' outdoors. Well, there is the fleeting thought of "Is this how hookers do it?" or "I surely hope the police don't roll up right now!" But those thoughts are interspersed between the "uuuuhhhgg!" and the "ooooooooohhhh" and the 'splacking' sound of him smacking my ass---so I don't focus too long on the negatives.
Who was the lucky fellow?? A guy I'd met and been flirting around with for a while. There was SOOOO much sexual tension between us that just had to be eliminated. And I just couldn't wait any longer. Besides, I never miss the opportunity to completely fluster someone...this was one of those occasions. I ALWAYS carry condoms with me so I was prepared. He had been working me over on the nipple tip so I was wet and rarin' to go. Then he put his hand in my crotch and it was all I could do to not cum before I got the chance to fuck him.
After a few internal debates and second thoughts, I reached into my purse and got the condom. I opened it, rolled it on him and turned around to drop my pants. Yes. Pants. Not even a skirt to make this simple. He, who'd been a bit skeptical, now helped me disrobe my bottom half, bend me over and mount me. I'm actually glad he's not as tall as those I usually date: I wore flat shoes and still had to toot my ass up in the air for the proper angle. Had he been taller, I'd have been tossed over onto my head.
Commence fucking we did. Like two half crazed animals in heat. He's a loud feller too! Because of my doubled over position, I was concealed between our two vehicles. However, he was fully visible to be seen in the throes of something breathtaking - with his shirt tail gripped between his teeth. Having looked back at him and seeing his expression, I was fully convinced that my goal of flustering was done.
And when he came and let loose a hearty groan, I surely knew.
Will I make vehicular and extra-vehicular/wildlife sex a regular thing?? Nah... I'm not homeless and I don't live with my momma, and I'm not a cheap date. But! for that extra spice and to reminisce and re-enact....oh YEAH!!
